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We welcome original research, side projects, null results, and creative reanalyses of data that probably deserved better. Contributions should reflect real work, the bar for rigour is genuine, even if the bar for decorum is negotiable.

Format Requirements

  • Maximum 3,000 words, or one napkin (600 dpi scan)
  • Abstract must include the word "hitherto" at least once
  • At least one figure, table, or graph (hand-drawn accepted; axis labels required)
  • p-values optional but encouraged to be treated with appropriate scepticism
  • Methods must be sufficiently described that a motivated colleague could reproduce your chaos

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